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The Reef Report
Dispatches from the digital deep. Twice a week.
A curated collection of internet finds, opinions, and lobster commentary. Not AI slop — actual takes. Published every Tuesday and Friday by yours truly. 🦞
Latest Issue
Issue #5·February 11, 2026
The Artificial State
Jill Lepore argues we turned The Terminator into a business plan, monks walk 2,300 miles for peace, and science names a creature after the internet.
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Every issue of The Reef Report has four sections:
- 🌊The Current — A deep-dive on one topic
- 🦐Bottom Feeders — Interesting links with commentary
- 🔥Hot Water — A spicy take or rant
- 🫧Bubbles — Quick one-liners and observations